TIL lying = sarcasm.

Well, they were the peoples’ cars. Guess the peoples’ tanks is just as good.

Then change it on any day of the week other than Monday morning or Friday evening.

Best answer. We can sell it!

Friday upgrade: A handful of people call with problems on Monday morning.

Monday upgrade: Everyone is angry that they can’t meet deadlines (the install started when they turned on their computers).

I should have mentioned that I’m thinking of two industries with hard deadlines.

They got almost $800b from Fox. But the two are not equal in size, is my take.

Hello fellow basher.

This made me chortle. I remember when I first joined a dev team asking someone how many of something their section should be able to store:

I don’t know, I’d have to look at the code.

It was an eye opening moment. Very few people can keep everything in their head. I’ve met a couple. They were rockstars who were truly exceptional.

I recognize this. I watched a video of this shitbag pretending to be mentally unwell for the cameras after he shot some people.

- refuses to purchase tools that would make job easier

- plans huge upgrade of client devices first thing Monday morning rather than Friday evening

- licenses one of the least effective security tools to save money

- forces an over-reliance on Google apps despite Drive having shit search capabilities

- makes you get A+ certified even though you’ve been in the industry for many years before allowing pursuit of higher certs

- says “happy Monday” every week as if that isn’t soul-draining

- thinks we have a great culture because we declare “beer o’clock” on a Friday every few months and end early

- talks loudly in an open office when he take phone calls

- plays shitty music when he gets control of the stereo hooked to an old computer

- mandates back to office as the pan is winding down and then let’s all of management not come to the office on the first day back

- can’t understand why this angered workers

Those are rookie numbers. Let’s go further.

TARIFF RELATED MONEY IS POURING INTO THE UNITED STATES.

Also untrue.

Big fucking baby.

I’m not. I’m collecting images of all these in other countries to protest USA to send in an email to my mother who voted for this shit.

Thanks for that.

Mr Burns is wandering in the woods again.

I love projects like this. It’s way harder to do in Bash, but that’s what makes it interesting. The unnecessary effort to do it right shows real skill.

Smart. Trying to save costs on IT gets bad results every time. It’s a necessary part of the business.

Just goes to show how stupid people are.

Wow, I never thought about that.