told my kids if I ever try to make them do anything like that, punch me in the nads and run
You know what? Nard-punches all around! Everyone spread 'em!
told my kids if I ever try to make them do anything like that, punch me in the nads and run
You know what? Nard-punches all around! Everyone spread 'em!
I’m sure they’ll sooner abandon the state and leave the residents uninsured
die juden sind unser unglück
Fuck this genocide
Giuliani is still confused why Trump likes looking into the shiny blank glass. Also why garlic makes him bleed
Only when my punching hands get real itchy
Cable N-tertainment Network
Texan Jew here. I’m surrounded by a sea of monsters.
I’ve made documentaries, art projects, and memorials for family members who were in the Holocaust. A few survived (literally, like, 3 of them), but multitudes more were killed. My family and community has praised me for my passionate interest and attempts to teach younger generations the dangers of complacency and compartmentalizing. One of my relatives even helped pass a law adding Holocaust Remembrance Week as part of the curriculum for every grade level in Texas.
We’ve seen this kind of destruction before, we’ve lived this oppression and violence before. We have discussed how our family might have changed had over 90% of them not been killed.
The self-delusion, what-abouts, stereotypes, and straight-up racist insults.
“They’d kill us if given the opportunity”
YOU’RE ALREADY KILLING THEM
“These are really bad, violent people”
THEY ARE CHILDREN AND CIVILIANS AND THEY ARE DYING
“It’s not comparable to the Holocaust. Germany killed 6 million…”
WE GOTTA WAIT FOR 6 MILLION PEOPLE TO DIE BEFORE WE CAN EMPATHIZE WITH VICTIMS OF GENOCIDE??? Where was this sense of calm and nonchalance when Nazis were posting propaganda around town? How many of your kids need to be dismembered and vaporized before you say “this is more than upsetting, this is WRONG”??!
I swear, I’m probably less than a month away from hearing someone I once respected say “the Palestinian cries out in pain as they hit you.”
Santa’s about to get fucked
The oranges taste like shit! The strawberries taste like shit! The snozzberries taste like shit!
Trump’s Everlasting Shit Sticks
They got their rocks off with Hunter’s dick-pics. As long as they can make someone feel powerless, their de-aging potion works for another three months.
Let’s buy a couple of Trump NFTs and create a line called “Trump-meme vapes” where we put Trump’s NFT on the label and a meme used by Trump supporters. We’ll offer beautiful-sounding flavors such as:
Which will actually taste like:
Call ourselves a parody company and send all proceeds to Harris
offer to suck before claiming he’s never seen or heard of that dick before
Someone call Lorena Bobbitt!
Have you ever met a toddler? Try doing peekaboo 4 times with a 3-year-old and then tell them you’re bored. Unless you’re willing to deal with screams for 16 hours, you’re only about 996 peekaboos away from a satisfied toddler.
Locking an iphone for only 10 years sounds like a toddler with a short attention span.
Debuckle is what my dad did before I got the belt
Whoever says parents aren’t hitting their kids enough either weren’t abused much as a child or were abused far too much. I was abused just enough to avoid ever having kids.
How else are they supposed to get a tan?
Given the opportunity, yes I would
To draw a parallel between Netanyahu labeling entire swaths of people as a “curse” and Jews in Nazi Germany being called “our misfortune.” As an American Jew who lost many family members to the Nazis, I can’t believe I’m watching such blatant echoes of the Holocaust be so casually waved off.