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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Wait until they start discovering glitches

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Wait until they start discovering glitches

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    JFK to LAX, any % of passengers.

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      If it was any% of plane, there are some creative launching strategies we could explore.

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        Boeing has entered the chat

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        And landing

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      Used to lead big hikes. We had an “80% return rate is good”. Partial bodies counted.

      Yes, this was a joke for attendees.

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        It’s funny that you can have a 99% return rate and everyone is dead because they are missing a main artery or something

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          Works for me. Just gotta meet those numbers.

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      Does the run end when you touch the ground, or do you have to actually make it to the gate?

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        With the new gateless skip it’s basically the same exact time. You clip right into the gate

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          Guys, I think I know what happened to that plane in SK…

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      Literally just gun it towards the landing strip at full speed to save one framerule

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      By any % of passengers, You mean seats filled, or do You mean arrive with a different amount that You took off with?

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        Yes.

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